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They Call It A Cross-Cultural Marriage

ant-hill-kitchenI stumbled over something on my way to make breakfast in the morning. I could give a long list of the creepy crawly things I have found in my flour, corn meal, rice and beans over the past few months, but this one beats them all. Somehow, between 4:00-7:00 am, appeared a large ant hill at the base of the kitchen door. After removing, ants returned and resumed their scheme of completely blocking off my kitchen as their new apartment. After applying a whole bottle of bleach to their second mound, they have finally relented.

My first reaction:
“AAAHHHHH! What is it????????”
John’s first reaction:
“Oh! We are blessed! This is a very good thing!”
Scovia:
“Don’t worry Auntie, they could live in your house for years and not do any harm.”
Me:
“We are not keeping them! No, please don’t eat them! Get them out! We are not frying them!”

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